Morgan Freeman, get out of there this instant! These guys are trying to say goodbye to their friend who presumably is going to die pretty fucking soon, and you have to go insert yourself like an asshole. Have some respect. Besides, you’re way under dressed. I swear, I can’t take you anywhere. Now get on the donkey. We’re going back to Jordan.
I’ve had about enough of your tomfoolery, Morgan Freeman! This is too much! There’s Ione Skye expecting John Cusack, and what does she get? Morgan Freeman in sunglasses playing the March of the Penguins soundtrack on loop. It’s fucking disgraceful. And whose car is that? Morgan Freeman, don’t give me that look. We’re taking that car back right now, and we’re going home. You are out of control, Morgan Freeman.
*cough* His birthday isn’t until June 1st. *cough cough*
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Morgan Freeman, I’ve had quite enough of your shenanigans! You are not Voldemort! I’m not even sure why you’d want to be Voldemort. I don’t even think you can do magic. Don’t you lie to me, Morgan Freeman! Harry doesn’t have time to play with you right now. He’s too busy, you know, SAVING THE WORLD. You’re being very rude, Morgan Freeman. Very rude, indeed. Now get back on the train. We’re going home. Dark Lord my ass.
Morgan Freeman, you think this is just a hoot, don’t you? Well, it’s not, mister. Look at you. You’re not even weeping. You’re just standing there like a damn lunatic. The Doctor will not be pleased to hear about this. Imagine what he’ll say when he sees you there scaring the bejeesus out of nice folks. Go home, Morgan Freeman. Go home.
Goddammit, Morgan Freeman! This has got to stop! You are not and never will be a baby duck. God forbid the mother duck be floating nearby and see you. She’d be appalled. Now get out of that water! You’ll start to prune.
Morgan Freeman, what are you doing? You’re not Justin Timberlake. You’re not Lance Bass. You don’t belong in a boy band. Get out of there, Mr. Man. What are you thinking, traipsing around like you’re N*Sync? You’re just embarrassing yourself. Come on, Morgan Freeman. Think about your actions. Think about your decisions.
mrslaufeysons asked: Me: Martin Freeman you beautiful man. You: I LOVE MORGAN FREEMAN. [and THIS. is where it all began]
It’s a storybook romance <3
asdfghjkllawl asked: hahahaha because Allie said Martin Freeman....
Origins have been revealed. Oh, the good old days.
